Since I saw about 99 movies over the past week and a half, I decided to do something different, review-wise.
I shall review each in 140 characters or less. Here goes!
“Battle L.A.”: Must see in DBOX. Intense battle scenes, scary alien thing. Had little hopes for Aaron Eckhart, but was impressed. J.J. Abrams fans unite!
“Rango”: Talking lizard. Good, but I thought it was going to end three times. It finally did on the third. Hunter S. Thompson nods a-plentiful.
“Take Me Home Tonight”: Let it be known that Topher Grace’s career high was “That 70s Show.” Then this. Then the disgrace that was “Spider-Man 3.” Marginally funny.
“The Adjustment Bureau”: Matt Damon finds dream girl. Loses dream girl. Three times. Runs around in a fedora opening doors. Changes fate. Gets girl back. Oops.
And I wasn’t exaggerating when I said I saw 99 films. A large majority of them were DVDs though, so I figured I’d just go with the currently-in-theaters bunch. Some of the DVDs I finally saw were “Up,” “Despicable Me,” and “The Last Three Days.” I also revisited some of the classics, such as “Clueless.”
If you’ve seen any of these new releases, let me know what you thought!